hey, this is radio station EJone. we're taking calls on the wish line, making all your wacky wishes come true. "i wish i was a little bit taller, i wish i was a baller. i wish i had a girl that looked good, and i would call her. i wish i had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a six four impala."
ironic that i came to class today wearing my ball shorts and knee socks. maybe subconsciously i really do want to take this basketball thing more seriously. another x class tonight. i think x is slowly taking over, much like el nino.
my advice for those who are looking to improve their basketball skills, baseball skills, skiing skills, picking up groceries skills, looking crazy on the dance floor skills, or any other sort of skills that would help better your street cred would be: enroll yourself full time into endorphin junkies. i don't speak as an expert, or as anyone with any sort of authority. i only speak from my own meandering experience. i will formulate this information now:
100 + C 02 + max + rush + tall socks= 31 points at half
the proof is in the pudding. you'll be better at basketball, and your skinny jeans will look fly. don't ask questions
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