this past sunday was pretty amazing for endorphin junkies. now that i'm a seasoned veteran in the art of bullet dodging, i hopped over the bridge and played matrix all afternoon with my 6 awesomely hot tickets. yes this class was all girls, lead by the famously girlicious kimbells and nix. too bad all our names didn't rhyme. i think it'd be safe to assume we'd dominate in any form of speed dating. we have been working on flexibility a lot lately. you know any exercise that's named after an action movie is going to definitely make you seem a little more raw. it would have been more fitting for me to be wearing a leather outfit... and that's not only because we broke out the dominatrix leg straps again. flexibility and sexy scapulas have been upgraded to priority on sundays. the next step in total domination would be the sexy stilettos lap dance classes, and hair-ography. it's safe to say we're officially using our girl powers to the best of our abilities.
what's a girl gotta do to be taken seriously around here? i think it may have something to do with anything black and anything lace. throw in a bit of hip disassociation, figure eight styles, and you're in business. boys, are you interested?
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